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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:53
Still no good
So they tried
Still no good.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
When you have seven hours to kill, what should one do?
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
If Donald Trump becomes the President, will it affect the jobs for Indians in IT sector?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Can someone write me a sex story?
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Id ea voluptatem rerum temporibus expedita facere.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.